Stumbo

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Stumbo is played by StumboRuin, and can frequently be found in Fort Stygian.

An array of sucker-bearing tentacles sprouts from the back of this grey-green, scaly-skinned mutant. Short horns flank either side of his bald head, and two long lower fangs protrude up toward a nose that is broad and flat and slightly crooked, as if punched into that shape. His eyes are set deep under a protruding brow, and they feature blue sclera, yellow-green irises, and W-shaped pupils. Stumbo walks with a lumbering gait, his clawed, webbed feet stomping along the sands.

Stumbo is great at yelling real loud, talking about himself, trying to solve problems by punching things, creating problems by punching things. But he stumbles on the topics of flirting, faith, reading the room, and subtlety.

Rumors About Stumbo

• Stumbo has stolen things from The N at least twice - once with Uncle Smirk as an accomplice!
• Stumbo eats the Sun when it sets every night, then eats the Moon each morning! (You don't want to know how they come back.)
• Stumbo has told stories, very loudly, of how he made the first drum, the first corn, the first beer, and the first tree!
• Stumbo is the King of All Mutants! Also Humans, Manimals, Ghouls, Rocks, Goats, Rocks That Look Like Goats, Clouds, and Everything Else Ever.